Mischief Night Defense?

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Thomas Carroll

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Last year my house was egged in a drive by "shooting". in past years there were attempts at TPing my tree but its like 200' so it was a fail. Anyways i need suggestions on how to defend my house. so far i have

Airsoft sniper in the tree
Water hose
Super Soaker Flame thrower
Chasing them on a bike with a 100Db alarm on it
MORE airsoft guns
Paintball Bazooka "homemade"
Camera flash for blinding them
Firecrackers (possibly if i can find them in time)
panic button for car alarm
POSSIBLY putting a trail of gasoline on the road so in case of a drive by someone in the bush can light it and scare the crap out of driver and prevent them from leaving
Playing random music VERY loud and getting like 10 people to give a GIANT group hug
SMOKE BOMBS
Night vision (kipkay design)
pitch forks and torches

Please any other ideas would be helpful
 
Oh, this sounds WONDERFUL! Maybe to expand on the idea of water, make up some water balloons, but before adding the water, add a bunch of food coloring drops (like 15 for a baseball-sized balloon), and let them have it! If you can get anyone's clothing, they'll possibly be cold from the chilly air, and when they see the food coloring on their shirt later, they'll really regret it.

Or, y'know... fill them with oil or something.

Fire back rotting eggs at them? Be careful and don't drop. :D
 
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