Never cheated on my wife. Never come close: hell, I was propositioned in a bar not two hours ago by a drunk girl on her 21st birthday. But never, ever, ever would I compromise my honor, or break my commitment to her. My buddies who ran surveillance on her while I'm gone confirm that she was faithful to me, too. (As they teach at TBS, "inspect what you expect...")
Sometimes I want to cave her skull in with a kettlebell, and every time she takes off her pistol belt after a shift she looks at me...looks at the tazer...looks at me...looks at the tazer....
But all kidding aside, we're happily married. Two two-A, aggressive people with similar values and goals...couldn't be much better. It's real life, so we fight like hell sometimes, but what real marriage doesn't have fights?
