When I went on a cruise in the past and had the pleasure of sitting on the captains table he almost threw a diner off the SHIP because she kept referring to it as a BOAT. A BOAT is something you row around a little lake, or go up the Thames on,so PLEASE will that idiot Simon Parkin stop referring to the Queen Elizabeth as a BOAT....it's a mighty SHIP of the ocean! 
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