Men in the kitchen

[Da_King]

My darling husband made me some fresh roasties . They were absolutely delicious and I thoroughly enjoyed the meal.

However, at this present moment my sink is overflowing because Mr Skweeky forgot how bad an idea it is to pour liquid lard down the sink..

I like Mr Skweeky

 

[sublimeshawna]

There prolly isn't a u-bend to detach, like wot there isn't in my apartment, either :dry:

Plumbing advice from Japon now, fucking genious.

Skweeky, do me a favour and don't listen to any of these people. They are all clearly foreign, mental or both.

 

[lemontartsue]

Did you just misspell the word genius or something else?

 

[inbetween]

Let's put it this way, arsewipes.

Hands up if you have done any of the following in Cumbernauld or it's environs:

1. Cleared the U-bend in a sink, to cure a blockage.

Read the file name Billy :naughty:

 

[Karla Kay]

racialist :dry:

 

[Larry Douchebag]

plumbist

 

[BOB.]

I make a mean halloumi kebab. :smilie4:

 

[*this war is ours*]

:drool:

 

[Michael S]

How the fuck do you make a cheese kebab.

 

[Simon Woroniecki]

Sounds like you've caught muesli :ghey: