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MEN: Favorite sex/roleplay fantasy?
- Thread starter Maria J
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I like to roleplay as an elf in the Myriad Kingdom and I like for my partner to be a Dungeon Goblin. Anyway, so I'm adventuring and all of a sudden I'm attacked by this Goblin and my sword has like half durability left, but my bow is okay so i try to shoot the goblin with my bow, but apparently goblins have good evasion stats. So I'm sitting here shooting the goblin with my bow, naked, then I start to wonder, hmm, maybe try some Wood-magic on this creep. So I cast a level 2 Ground Seizure and sure enough the goblin topples over and I make my move. I stab the goblin with the sword, right in the throat and blood just comes gushing out. I shout in my victory but apparently three other goblins heard my shouting so I'm like bring it on. But they're a lot bigger than this last goblin and im out of arrows so i just flee lol. When i get back to town i realize that my sword is still in the goblin's throat so i have to buy a new one and that depletes me of all my money. It's kind of annoying cause i spent like 3 hours raiding to get that much gold. im also out of mana which is pretty gay cause it should recharge but w.e but then i buy a mana potion and i am fine. Then my momma got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. :|
I like to roleplay as an elf in the Myriad Kingdom and I like for my partner to be a Dungeon Goblin. Anyway, so I'm adventuring and all of a sudden I'm attacked by this Goblin and my sword has like half durability left, but my bow is okay so i try to shoot the goblin with my bow, but apparently goblins have good evasion stats. So I'm sitting here shooting the goblin with my bow, naked, then I start to wonder, hmm, maybe try some Wood-magic on this creep. So I cast a level 2 Ground Seizure and sure enough the goblin topples over and I make my move. I stab the goblin with the sword, right in the throat and blood just comes gushing out. I shout in my victory but apparently three other goblins heard my shouting so I'm like bring it on. But they're a lot bigger than this last goblin and im out of arrows so i just flee lol. When i get back to town i realize that my sword is still in the goblin's throat so i have to buy a new one and that depletes me of all my money. It's kind of annoying cause i spent like 3 hours raiding to get that much gold. im also out of mana which is pretty gay cause it should recharge but w.e but then i buy a mana potion and i am fine. Then my momma got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. :|
Mr.Wise Guy
New member
NURSE!!!! YAh, With latex gloves......ooooooohhh XD
I would like to see my GF in a very tight white nurse outfit, and her hair in a ponytail. And putting on gloves while she removes my pants.
Or As the first guy said, Dungeon. Being tied to a chair or bed and her feeling all up on me and going crazy.
I would like to see my GF in a very tight white nurse outfit, and her hair in a ponytail. And putting on gloves while she removes my pants.
Or As the first guy said, Dungeon. Being tied to a chair or bed and her feeling all up on me and going crazy.
funky fresh man
New member
Dress up as a zombie and chase me around the room.
If you can't do that, than get a big bird costume
RAR
If you can't do that, than get a big bird costume
RAR