Maybe this explains the problems at GM and Chrysler?

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SmartA$$

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Maybe this joke will shed some insight into the recent troubles at GM and Chrysler corporations:

At a recent conference for automotive executives, 3 CEO's all took a restroom break at the same time.

The first CEO to finish washed his hands thoroughly using lots of soap and hot water, then meticulously dried them using tons of paper towels. As he finishes he makes a smug remark to the other executives “At GM we are very thorough”

The second CEO washed his hands quickly, turning off the water while he lathered then rinsing quickly. He thoroughly dried his hands using every square inch of one small paper towel. He proudly declared “At Chrysler we are thorough AND Efficient.”

The third CEO walked right past them without washing his hands, as he exited the restroom he looked back with a disgusted look on his face and said “At Honda we don’t piss on our hands”
 
LOL!!!!! Good joke!! Here's one for you:

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries???. "
 
They crap on them instead and refuse to wash their hands when leaving a restroom?
 
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