Martha Stewart's in your lounge holding a chicken and wearing only a rubber apron - what would you do?

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Hit her with a baseball bat. But I really wouldn't need an excuse.

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Call the cops! Mizz Martha would need transport to the nearest mental health facility...

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Call 911 in the states and 999 in the UK. any other questions

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Puke!!! There probably wouldnt be much difference in Martha or the chicken naked

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Put the apron over her face and hold the chicken over her head.

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" MARTHA ! ! YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO PUT THE CHICKEN DOWN FIRST "

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I'm sure we'd spend some quality time cooking something up, and I'm sure we'd find a use for that chicken too.

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Tell her to cook that chiken and then have sex with me

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If it were Martha, say, 20 years ago (and 20 years younger) I'd bone both her and then the chicken. :) Today though, I'd probably just smile, ask for the chicken to be "jerked"*, and nothing else. :)

Geez, this question just brings out the worst in me. :p



*Jamaican cuisine reference.

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Well, I don't eat chicken and I've never been a Martha Stewart fan so I would probably show them both the door.

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laugh, because I would be dreaming as Martha in my kitchen naked would be nuts as it's probaly kinda cold outside right now. Canada is a tad cold at this moment.

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