If it were Martha, say, 20 years ago (and 20 years younger) I'd bone both her and then the chicken. Today though, I'd probably just smile, ask for the chicken to be "jerked"*, and nothing else.
Geez, this question just brings out the worst in me.
laugh, because I would be dreaming as Martha in my kitchen naked would be nuts as it's probaly kinda cold outside right now. Canada is a tad cold at this moment.