man wakes his wife up one morning and ask her;"Would you like some Coffee or would

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You prefer sex,darling? "I'm not Fussed,"she replies."Either way it'll be Instant"
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A Husband and wife are out Shopping.The wife falls in love with some pricey shoes but the Hubby won't buy them for her..
That night in bed,the Hubby becomes arorous and slips his arms around his wife.
"No way!"she cries,pushing him off."If you can't shoe the horse.then YOU can't RIDE IT"
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How can you TELL when a Moth Passes Wind???
"He Flies Straight For a FWE SECONDS!!!!!!
 
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