making a soap opera a movie....

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Leo Sun Pleaserr

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if u could make one soap opera a movie, what would be the plot??

Am thinking eastenders...

A rogue, believed dead domestically violent ex-husband with a drug problem and fondness for the drink and the laydezz has rigged up a bomb somewhere in the square.... :eek: .... the only problem is narrowing down who it could be...from hundreRAB... :confused:

...meanwhile pat butcher is visited in a dream by Deirdre from Coronation Street :eek: and warned not to let the earrings thing go with her to the grave....there aint no goin back, but her earrings obscure her view and hypnotise her and she just ain't sure wot she saw... :(
Meanwhile, at least three incidences of incest/rape/adultery/assault distract everyone daaahhhn the Vic :eek: , and poor Billy can't distract Jim from his pint :sleep: not to mind get the warning out that the bomb could go off any second. :eek:
Of coursel these plots come together in a stunning visual coda worthing of a Cannes nod. :cool:

Wish my neigbourhood could boast so many shoot outs, fires, bombs, murderers, criminals and downright naaaahhsthy fellas... :mad:

And Dennis...mmmm...tasty.. ;)
 
I think that's a great idea.

I can't see it working with either of those two but there's definitely scope for 'Dallas - The Movie' if the original format was reworked and the plot was good enough. Gary Oldman would make an excellent psychotic JR. :)
 
Eastenders Movie: Terror of the square​


Script snippet.

The folk of the square for awhile now have suspected something terrible is afoot, thing's are not quite as they seem, there story lines are somewhat lacking, there acting is bordering on neighbouresque levels..characters personalites are changing left right and centre..it could only be an alien among there ranks..martin on one of his daily jaunts to the allotments finally sees the truth, there glowing next to his shed, is dirty den!! salivating over the vegetable patch, revealing that he is indeed a life sucking alien lifeform, intent on soap destruction "cor blimey!" martin shouts "so thats why I've ended up with bloody sonia!, you really did die! your a bleedin alien pod person intent on sucking the life out of us all!! nah mate I aint avin none of that!" raising a shovel he leaps into action! but before he can take said shovel to dens head, and end it all, pauline leaps from out of nowhere in a torrent of stunning acrobatic feats, and lanRAB promptly in martins path.."yes it is I!! your mumsy!! now get back to ya bleedin room before I suck your brains out, you cannot stop us..the end is NIGH!! nigh I say" *raising a hand and summoning despicable zombiefied versions of mark and arthur* she cackles intently, martin standing aghast..thinks sod this for a laugh and buggers off to hollyoaks, where he'll get better make up and hairstyles and never have to see an ugly person again, leaving the rest of the cast to goto arms..and prevent this alien invasion!.....

A studio *might* be interested :rolleyes:
 
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