Looking for a specific Christian riddle!?

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Have you ever heard riddle like this?
God created adam and eve, then God ask them to leave eden garden.
After a while in earth, adam and eve didn't know what to feed their baby, and God allowed them to enter eden garden once more to give their baby milk from Eden garden.
Because a little bit annoyed by human presence in the Eden, God and his angel do some meeting, to give adam and eve each a breast.
An angel send to earth to give breast to adam and eve, but because adam was not at home, the angel give 2 of the breast to eve (1 supposed to be adam's)
And in the end, they explain something like that's why men like woman's breast because 1 of the breast is supposed to be his.

I'm not making fun of christian, I just found that story is really funny.

sorry for 2x posting because I don't get answer.
I want the script. Is there any in the internet?
 
The First Parent

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing God said to them was:
"Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit, said God."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.
"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and he was very angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why DID you do it? " God asked exasperatedly.
"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
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Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
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Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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