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stupidman
Guest
a guy with neat and expensive clothing enter a bar and then ask for a drink to the bartender. the bartender, seeing this cool guy, can't help but asking the guy.
b : what's you job, mister?
g : (confidently) oh, i am a logic thinker.
b : (confused) excused me but what kind of job it is?
g : hm, it's gonna be long to explain this, so i'll just give you example, okay?
b : yes, that will do
g : well, let me ask you some question first. do you have an aquarium in your house?
b : yes i do, a big one to say
g : so you must have fish or any water animal like that, do you?
b : yes, i have a lot of fish in it
g : that mean you love animal, do you?
b : yes of course
g : and that will mean you love kids too, don't you?
b : (excited) yes i love my kids much much more than my fish
g : i see, so logically you have wife too
b : yes indeed, the most beautiful woman in the world (giggles)
g : so here's my last question. if you have kids and wife, that mean you're not impotent, don't you?
....
b : (amazed) 100% right, mister..
g : now you know what my job, a logic thinker is
b : ah, i get it now! (the amazement won't leave his face)
and then they still talking for a while about this and that. and after the guy left the bar, a curious friend of the bartender whom happened to hear a bit of the conversation between the guy and the bartender and asking what they've been talking about.
f : you look so excited while you talking to that guy.. just what you both were talking?
b : oh, we're just talking about that guy job.. a logic thinker
f : eh? what is it?
b : (confidently) it's gonna be long to explain it, so i'll just go straight with example, okay?
f : (nod his head)
b : so let say, do you have aquarium in your house?
f : that will be no
b : (speaking loud and confidently) so you must be IMPOTENT!
b : what's you job, mister?
g : (confidently) oh, i am a logic thinker.
b : (confused) excused me but what kind of job it is?
g : hm, it's gonna be long to explain this, so i'll just give you example, okay?
b : yes, that will do
g : well, let me ask you some question first. do you have an aquarium in your house?
b : yes i do, a big one to say
g : so you must have fish or any water animal like that, do you?
b : yes, i have a lot of fish in it
g : that mean you love animal, do you?
b : yes of course
g : and that will mean you love kids too, don't you?
b : (excited) yes i love my kids much much more than my fish
g : i see, so logically you have wife too
b : yes indeed, the most beautiful woman in the world (giggles)
g : so here's my last question. if you have kids and wife, that mean you're not impotent, don't you?
....
b : (amazed) 100% right, mister..
g : now you know what my job, a logic thinker is
b : ah, i get it now! (the amazement won't leave his face)
and then they still talking for a while about this and that. and after the guy left the bar, a curious friend of the bartender whom happened to hear a bit of the conversation between the guy and the bartender and asking what they've been talking about.
f : you look so excited while you talking to that guy.. just what you both were talking?
b : oh, we're just talking about that guy job.. a logic thinker
f : eh? what is it?
b : (confidently) it's gonna be long to explain it, so i'll just go straight with example, okay?
f : (nod his head)
b : so let say, do you have aquarium in your house?
f : that will be no
b : (speaking loud and confidently) so you must be IMPOTENT!