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I really enjoyed this :D OK it was silly, but very a funny spoof and really made me laugh :D The quickfire gags reminded me of the Naked Gun films :)

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Colt: I gotta know... what *does* human flesh taste like?
Dr. Harrold Leacher: Chicken.

[Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

:D Good stuff.
 
I used to love it. Watched it many times in my youth. The crappy jokes just made it better :D

[Colt and Luger's car blows up]
Colt: Good thing we took valet.
Wes Luger: Taxi!
[the taxi blows up]
Colt: I guess we're making somebody nervous. But I'll tell you this: It's gonna take a helluva lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off of this case.
Wes Luger: Not a helluva lot more.


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Colt: Give me a name!
Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?
 
Very funny movie. The bit that always makes me laugh is the bomb defusing scene. Where John Lovitz pops up and says "But.... that ones..... onge...."

:D
 
According to www.imdb.com

There was every intention to make a sequel to this movie. A deal had been set in place before this movie had gone into production and a poster had even been printed with the caption "Oh come ON, you knew it was coming!" However when the movie underperformed the deal was severed.
 
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