Live Free or Die Hard review *SPOILERS*

C

chikis 28

New member
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "filthy monkey aids nigger" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
[First I would like to say I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[First I would like to say," Nigger". I was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.]
 
[FIRST I WUD LIEK 2 SAY I WAS GONG IN2 TEH MOVEI WITHOUT READNG ANYTHNG ABOUT IT SO NOT KNOWNG ANYTHNG AT AL!!!!!!!1! OMG WTF IT WASNT UNTIL I WAS IN TEH THA8R AND LOKAD AT TEH TIKET UNTIL I FOUND OUT IT WAS PG-13!11!! OMG WTF FROM TAHT MOM3NT I WAS DISAPOINT3D AND TAHT FELNG LNG3R3D THROUGHOUT TEH MOVEI!1!11!!! TH3N RIGHT AS DA MOVEI STARTS I FIND OUT TAHT IT WAS GONG 2 B A MOVEI WHAR3 TH3R3S A HAKAR TAHT CRAAETD A VIRUS AND WANTS 2 UES IT 2 STEAL MONEY FROM DA PEOPLE!!11!11 OMG WTF THAN THARAS TEH LITLE SIEDKIK COUNT3R-HAKAR TAHT MCLAEN HAETS IN TEH BGINNG BUT IN DA AND LIGHT3NS UP 2 HIS LITLA NERD JOKES!11!!11! OMG WTF LOL 3V3RY SECOND OF DA MOVEI WAS PREDICTABLA 3VEN WITHOUT HAVNG 2 PUT ANY THOUGHT IN2 IT AT AL WHICH I GU3S SI 2 B AXPACTAD!!11!! THEN DA STUNTS THROUGHOUT TEH MOVEI W3RA 2 RIDICULOS ON ANY STANDARDS TAHT U S3T!!!1!!! OMG HE RUNS OV3R A FIER HYDRANT AND TEH W8R FOUNTANES UP AND KNOX A GUY OUT OF A H3LICOPT3R!!1!!1!! OMG I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CME NAAR TEH LIECNSE PLAET SADE FRESH AND HAD DIEC IN TEH MIROR IF ANYTHNG I CUD SAY TAHT THES CAB WAS R BUT I THOUGHT NAH FORG3T IT YO HOMES 2 BL-ARE!1!1!! OMG LOL I PUL3D UP 2 A HOUES ABOUT SAV3N OR EIGHT AND I Y3LED 2 DA CABEI YO HOM3S SMEL U L8R!11!1 OMG LOL LOKED AT MAH KNGDOM I WAS FINALY THEIR 2 SIT ON MAH THRONA AS TEH PRINCE OF BL-ARE!!1111!!1]
 
[First I would like to say I Fazle was going into the movie without reading anything about it so not knowing anything at all. It wasn't until I was in the theater and looked at the ticket until I found out it was pg-13. From that moment I was disappointed and that feeling lingered throughout the movie. Then right as the movie starts I find out that it was going to be a movie where there's a hacker that created a virus and wants to use it to steal money from the people. Then there's the little sidekick counter-hacker that McClane hates in the beginning but in the end lightens up to his little nerd jokes. Every second of the movie was predictable, even without having to put any thought into it at all, which I guess is to be expected. Then the stunts throughout the movie were too ridiculous on any standards that you set. He runs over a fire hydrant and the water fountains up and knocks a guy out of a helicopter. Then he runs a car through a toll booth and it projects the car up and blows up the same helicopter. Now the rest of the movie had other stunts with a few McClane corny one liners which are always a good time full of explosions and laughter. Then at the final scene is where they introduce the ever popular "Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker" only in the worst possible way ever. I thought that since it was pg-13 they could at least get one "fuck" in but instead it was muffled by a gun shot, the biggest letdown of the movie. All in all I was pretty disappointed but I was glad I saw it but would rather not see it again. On the plus side there was a Hitman preview and that looks completely badass.]
 
Back
Top