Brace Face Kylie
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Well, this really makes me want to stab someone, and I'm gonna post like, 3,0000 different topics here. So listen up, or get off of my page.
First of all: Class Elections. I entered for 9th grade class president because I was bored out of my mind. They had a bunch of papers that I could fill out in the office, and I was....curious. So whee. Now, I may be 14, but I'm not a moron. I KNOW it's a popularity contest (which is why I filled it out.) So I spend like 3 hours trying to think of a campaign speech the night before, because I'm a professional procrastinator. The other idiots running for president write their stupid speech, like, the DAY IT'S DUE. IN SCHOOL. And they get away with it. So, after like 42345254 hours of waiting, it's assembly time. Whoopdeefreakin' doo. I'm in the front row of the auditorium FREEZING MY ARSE OFF BECAUSE THE STUPID SCHOOL IS TOO CHEAP TO TURN SOME FREAKIN' HEAT UP. And BESIDES that, I'm freaking nervous, so I'm having this godforsaken CONVULSION in the front row, I'm shaking so bad. So, like, I finally give my speech. It's long, and probably unimpressive, but hey, they get my point. Then EVERYONE ELSE goes up and is like..."Hey. I rock. Vote for me, bastards." and they get away with it. So now I feel like an idiot because I worked my pants off for nothing. What's worse now is that the entire high school knows I'm a freshman now. And I'm never going to get a girlfriend until I graduate, despite the fact I'm hot.
Which leads me into my SECOND rant. Why the HELL am I always labeled concieted? Just because I'm not some whiny emo wrist slitting bastard like the rest of my school doesn't mean I'm full of myself. I'll be honest. I like me. I'm proud of my personality, my abilites, and the way I look. Is it SUCH A CRIME to call myself hot? I think I'm good looking, and I think it'd be easy for me to get a girlfriend. But apparently life's freaking ironic, so NO ONE in the freshman year, or anywhere else, has an interest in me. So where do I have to look? Older women. I mean, why not? I don't look my age, or act it. Hell, I type better than most of the 14 year olds of the world. But WHAT do I get from my peers? "Dude, you have no chance. You're a freshman." BIG DEAL. If someone likes me, does it MATTER how old I am? I have freaking SENIORS hitting on me, and it's NOT because they CARE about younger guys. It's because they APPRECIATE who I am.
....Anyways, I have no idea where I'm going with this. I'm bored as hell and two of my friends are watching every move I make right next to me. So as soon as I post this, I'll probably laugh my face off. And then go to the next class.
-Your ecstatically happy friend,
Sw2k
First of all: Class Elections. I entered for 9th grade class president because I was bored out of my mind. They had a bunch of papers that I could fill out in the office, and I was....curious. So whee. Now, I may be 14, but I'm not a moron. I KNOW it's a popularity contest (which is why I filled it out.) So I spend like 3 hours trying to think of a campaign speech the night before, because I'm a professional procrastinator. The other idiots running for president write their stupid speech, like, the DAY IT'S DUE. IN SCHOOL. And they get away with it. So, after like 42345254 hours of waiting, it's assembly time. Whoopdeefreakin' doo. I'm in the front row of the auditorium FREEZING MY ARSE OFF BECAUSE THE STUPID SCHOOL IS TOO CHEAP TO TURN SOME FREAKIN' HEAT UP. And BESIDES that, I'm freaking nervous, so I'm having this godforsaken CONVULSION in the front row, I'm shaking so bad. So, like, I finally give my speech. It's long, and probably unimpressive, but hey, they get my point. Then EVERYONE ELSE goes up and is like..."Hey. I rock. Vote for me, bastards." and they get away with it. So now I feel like an idiot because I worked my pants off for nothing. What's worse now is that the entire high school knows I'm a freshman now. And I'm never going to get a girlfriend until I graduate, despite the fact I'm hot.
Which leads me into my SECOND rant. Why the HELL am I always labeled concieted? Just because I'm not some whiny emo wrist slitting bastard like the rest of my school doesn't mean I'm full of myself. I'll be honest. I like me. I'm proud of my personality, my abilites, and the way I look. Is it SUCH A CRIME to call myself hot? I think I'm good looking, and I think it'd be easy for me to get a girlfriend. But apparently life's freaking ironic, so NO ONE in the freshman year, or anywhere else, has an interest in me. So where do I have to look? Older women. I mean, why not? I don't look my age, or act it. Hell, I type better than most of the 14 year olds of the world. But WHAT do I get from my peers? "Dude, you have no chance. You're a freshman." BIG DEAL. If someone likes me, does it MATTER how old I am? I have freaking SENIORS hitting on me, and it's NOT because they CARE about younger guys. It's because they APPRECIATE who I am.
....Anyways, I have no idea where I'm going with this. I'm bored as hell and two of my friends are watching every move I make right next to me. So as soon as I post this, I'll probably laugh my face off. And then go to the next class.
-Your ecstatically happy friend,
Sw2k
