Letters Of Complaint.

Dear cunting pelvis joint,

you have managed to overstretch yourself and thus making any normal walking movement impossible. Due to your inability to behave like a normal body part I am now forced to wear a very unfashonable support belt and walk with a crutch.
We will be looking at replacing you at the earliest.

Regards,

Skweeky
 
Fuck sake Skizo, are you one of the gays.

I did my left ankle yonks ago, I think I reported the details here. Severe trauma and grossly weakened, pain on a daily basis particularly if it's a wee bit cold or damp.

Crutches are just a crutch
 
If I didn't have crutches, I would be dragging myself around the house by my hands.

We aren't talking about a weakened ankle. It's done for a bit. Totally out of commission. I can't move the foot in the slightest bit. I can't even move my toes. My toes are numb RAB, but since they aren't turning blue they must be getting circulation and I'm not worried about them, yet. I can't stand on it. At all. No way, no how.

My foot remains in a natural position which places the toes lower than the heel when in a quasi-standing position. I can't put my foot down or my foot would bend several inches at the ankle. I've got a pretty good pain threshold, but I would be screaming bloody murder if that happened. I've tried standing with just the heel on the edge of the tub when entering/exiting the shower and can only put the slightest amount of weight on it to give me a bit of balance.

Not sure what your injury was but mine sounds worse from this end. :unsure:
 
Dear real estate compagny ReMax,

For the 7th time so far this year, NO i don't want to sell my fucking appartment

Don't tell me it's not the same seller that calls me every time, i don't care, you are all in the same compagny.... communicate!!

next time i'm gonna pull off all your signs in my neighborhood :dry:
 
Dear 100%,

Post all your half-wit freds in one - Say, the 20 dawler fred. kthxbai.


On another note, Skiz, how did you acquire this most severe injury again?
 
Fuck sake Skizo, are you one of the gays.

I did my left ankle yonks ago, I think I reported the details here. Severe trauma and grossly weakened, pain on a daily basis particularly if it's a wee bit cold or damp.

Crutches are just a crutch

Right.

I got shot in the ankle at age 13; they told me they'd pin it - the pin was 1/4 SAE stainless, with washers and a lock-nut to match.

Well, it hurt, sure, but golly gee, Skiz...:rolleyes:
 
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