Let your dog shit in your own yard

Whenever I see someone letting their dog shit in my yard, I usually grab my bat and make them clean it up. As long as you don't actually swing it at them, they can't do shit about it. You can even slap the pavement close by with it and they still can't do anything. If I so happen to have a baggie nearby and see the stupid fuck walk off afterwards, I'll usually pick it up myself, then chase the person down and throw it on them. Nothing says "Get your damn dog off my lawn!" like a freshly dropped load slamming into the back of their head. And, if all else fails, I've got two pit bulls and the electric collars, so I can just let em loose next time they bring their dog through. Considering my dogs are still "fenced in," leash laws don't apply. :D
 
styx, wow havent heard that term in a while, it consists of woods, fields, and lots of backroads. And yes all of those ideas work, its just how badly you want the dog to leave. Talking to the person and blowing yourself up isnt gonna solve much except for a bigger shit hole for the neighborhood dogs to use.
 
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i know just how you feel. when people come down my street and just look around to see if any one is looking and then watch the shit come out of their ass!!the only thing is that i dont care and let it like rot in my yard because it is right on the corner so for me its all good until they go into the middle of my yard!!!!! :)
 
Do what my Sicilian grandmother did.

Let the poo accumulate, then put it in a brown grocery bag, filled to the brim, or at least half way.

Douse it in lighter fluid, chuck a match on it, and ring their doorbell.

They'll stop after that. I think them having to clean up all that shit will put them off.

Be sure to repeat it if they don't stop!
 
Load the shells with rock salt. Painful but usually not deadly. If you don't like that approach you could always smear Bengay on the grass and just wait. The dog will get a burning sensation so say the least. If you're going with a bb gun you might as well go with a pellet gun. They are usually more powerful, have led pellets, are avalible in hollow points, darts, and pointed pellets. I've got a CO2 powered 30 shot semi automatic pellet gun. Works like a charm.
 
We have an 800ft/sec Winchester pellet rifle. It only holds one shot, but it's a lethal weapon, and is also a hunting rifle.

We used it for rat extermination in our sideyeard...they kept invading the bird feeders :).
 
Yo... i couldnt agree with that more....

Some shit that really pissed me off though was that it was some event on that day, some walkathon with all your dogs to raise money for some shit.... and a whole bunch of lame fuking fat bitches and their fat fuking dogs fuking fertilized my whole fuking lawn with dog shit.

The only additional problem was that i wasnt home to stop the fukers.... i came back to find out that i couldnt see my lawn under all that shit
 
dude all the people above me are wrong... just go outside at liek 2:30 am and take a biiiig shit on there front porch and car.. and ignore them if they try to ask you questions.

KARMA
 
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