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Ahoisup, morans :smilie4:

got fuck all to do tonight, none of my mates are out, they're all broke. the misses has gone out on a dress as a whore night and i can't go cos im not a female whore. :emo:

the first bourne films on at 10 though, perhaps in my pants with a beer :yup:
 
my flatmate came home from work, got dressed (whored) up then she put some chipsticks in a bowl and poored a glass of smirnoff, left them both on the side then rushed off out without saying a word :eyebrows:
 
She's wants you to get drunk, get naked, and pretend to pass out on the couch, then she's going to rape you.

Do it.
 
that is so what i was thinking too!1 :o the fact that she's not said more than 8 words to me for the past almost two years is of no relevance. She's only 19, she's obviously got all these confusing sexy feelings :no:
 
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