Last night I had a weird dream that Satan and I were buddies?

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OK, this isn't a joke. SO, I went to nthis junkyard where you could buy voodoo dolls and evil stuff like that. My friend dragged me there, so I couldn't say no. All of a sudden there were a lot of kids around, and they were all buying these ants that you could get turned into little versions of people. I asked for one of me, but he wouldn't do it. We talked for a while, then went out to get smoothies. (lol). After we spoke for a while, he revealed to me that he was Satan.

After that part, it got really weird, because my parents drove up in this ugly car. They asked us both to get in, because I guess they thought he was my boyfriend. Then we started making out? I was pretty disgusted. After that he asked for my phone number and he left.

WTF?
 
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