Ky jelly mishap

C

Culture Vulture

New member
Gosh Im such a fucking dumbass... i tried to steal KY jelly now price chopper is sueing me my life blows.......hmm..........i should have just used mayo.......
 
Daily news headline:

Notorious "Butt fucker Bandit Nabbed"
knarf.jpg

Police caught the "Buttfucker bandit red handed, as he attempted to obtain more supplies from a local Price Chopper food store.
See Page 3A
​


BTW, That does suck, and I feel bad for you. But I just thought it needed some illustration.
 
I saw that dude rummaging through my medicine cabinet the other day!





He also took off with my woman's favorite undies.....my favorite too. Bastard!
 
I didn't know KY Jelly was something stores sue over. I guess you didn't get away very well, slick. Anyway, that sucks a whole lot.
 
i should have spent 5dollars instead of having to pay 200 dollars for the fine o well it was fun ...cuz i tried to run and they handcuffed me n stuff
 
That must have been a scene.

I remember the last time I was handcuffed in public gripping a tube of KY......heh, heh.......well...........Those were the days.
 
Or you could have lubed your wrists, so you could get out of the handcuffs.

You're just not using your head here. Or at least not your big one.
 
I know this is not b/t, but you are a fucking idiot. I am sorry to say so, and feel free to reply what you will, but this is by far one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. This beats me running a stop sign in a school zone for a five hundreed dollar ticket by miles. If this is a joke, you are even dumber than I thought.
 
Back
Top