A Harley rider is riding down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the comer of his eye..It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and rides on without a second thought...Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
GAS STOP 5 MILES
Suddenly, he realizes that these signs are for real...Then he rides past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His instinct gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He locks his bike, climbs the steps and rings the bell....The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."....
"Very well, my son. Please follow me," ....
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door"....
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"....
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup...He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.....As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
THE NEXT GAS STOP IS 10 MILES
THE OTHER WAY.
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Q: Why do Harley riders get buried face down, with their ass cheeks poking out of the ground?
A: So that when their friends come to pay their respects they'll have a place to park their hawgs.
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Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral.
A: Garbage cans only have two handles!
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Q: How can you tell it's a Harley funeral?
A: All the garbage trucks have their lights on.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Italian made Harley Davidsons?
A: When you crank them up dago wop wop wop.
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Q: Did you hear that Harley and the makers of Viagra are teaming up for a new officially licensed and endorsed version of the wonder pill to be available over the counter without a prescription at dealerships across the country?
A: It's called Buyagra and the more you spend, the harder you get.
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Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?
A- A pick-up truck.
