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Briget

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This is the kind of day where i can spend hours on end just daydreaming about smothering this planet. I woke up 30mins late for uni, then my car decides to dump my remaning liters of fuel and stop completely in an upwards hill, heavy traffic. after about 40-50 mins i got the piece of shit to the top of the hill and got in, turned release the handbrake when someone tapped on my window.. Oh, hello there mister Five-Oh :mfinger: . i rolled down my window as he asked me what i was doing just sitting in my car on top of a highly trafficated road. I bit my lip trying not to think about my wallet with the driverslicense that i forgot home and just suck it up. "Oh, im so sorry for disturbing, i think my cars having a problem.. it wont start.." "hmm"says the copper.. "Give it a shot, maybe i can hear whats wrong" i sigh loudly and turn back to the steering wheel. flip the key and it starts with the most finely tuned humming sounds i have ever heard it make.. i look up at the cop and he just smiles, "Drivers license and registration plz". There i am without a shrivel of id and a mood that made my face resemble a tomato :mad: . the following was an incident i do not wish to go further into details about.. but the end is, my cars is towed in, i got a fine for using "extremely harsh language" against an officer of the law.. and another fine for assault against an officer(although i wouldnt say grabbing a guy and releasing your guts into his face is actually assault.. he just got a taste of what i had on my mind..) thats what they called it.. now im home wondering if i should bring my bat to the impound place.. then again.. im soaking wet since i had to walk from the cops and back home in blistering rain.. Now, if anyone out there just happens to have some control over a nuke or whatnot.. just do me a favour. PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON :thumbsup: . *sighs* im such an unlucky person its not even sad.. its just pointless... hope you all are having a better day than me ppl.. :frown:
 
I actually did! Well, not much help to get in any way with my problems i think... But it still feels just a tad better when im not cramming every insane shitty thing in my life inside my head. Feels better to release some of it..and thats just what im doing;) Thanks for the snack
 
we all have days like these....i cant say ive assaulted a cop before....but yeah we all have shitty days dude...just let it ride..and the sun will shine tomorrow....i hope...if not...break stuff...it always helps...:]
 
I agree. Things like plates, glasses and bowls are great. They have great sound affects, without the price tag of your t.v.
 
Just gimme the Coordinates in Longitude and latitude and leave the rest to me. :thumbsup:
I happen to have a Minute man ICBM in my back yard. Verizon wanted to put a tower on my property, but NORAD offered more to lease the space. I don't have the button here, it's done remotely, but I'm sure I can figure out how to hotwire the thing. Part of the deal is I keep the Oil changed and the batteries charged. They even gave me like a NORAD merit badge patch. Cool! I'm sportin' this thing on my leather bomber jacket, makes me look like Tom Cruise from TopGun.

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If you really want stress relief, smash circuit boards. They have lots of nice little pieces that will go flying off when hit. Turn that old dead computer motherboard into ten minutes worth of fun.
 
i have no anger...but my friends used to have a good thrashin by slamming their skateboards into the ground and tossing them 30 feet in the air and hoping it hits something

it's hurmorous to watch a skateboarder get pissed and throw his skateboard across the skatepark, it'd probly won't even crack, maybe chipped
.....and then it makes them madder when they have to walk all the way over there to get it, so they throw it again, and then it just gets pointless
 
or buy fireworks put you skateboard down and firework under it. and watch the fun ( i saw it on a show once)
 
my cousin has some friends who skateboard...back in July while I was down there....that's what they were doin.
They tried to scare us so they started throwin fireworks at people...
They threw one at me..(it's those little spinner glowing flame ball thing)..i didn't even budge or make a face..just stood there and let it bounce off my foot and stood next to it....fucking wimps, shoulda threw it at my face because all pyromaniacs would dodge that...cept the insane ones
 
Wire up about 10 m80's ,dig a 2-3 inch hole to put them in,and put your skateboard on top of them.Light em up and >>>>>??????
 
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