Jokes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[imported_Amber]

Give me any good jokes u have. I need them!
Please don't ask why.
Love you guys and have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andrew J]

What did the egg say to the saucepan boiling it?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid last night