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1-Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I''ll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
2-A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
3-A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren''t for my money, we wouldn''t be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren''t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn''t on a honeymoon, nor wouldthere be any "we" in the first place."
2-A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
3-A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren''t for my money, we wouldn''t be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren''t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn''t on a honeymoon, nor wouldthere be any "we" in the first place."