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Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?"
The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "are you taking the piss? We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the fuck is a potato clock?"
And Paddy says, "I don't know, but I start my new job tomorrow, and the wife said 'You'd better get up at Eight O'Clock.
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?
How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?
Tell them asylum seekers kill paedophiles.
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter's girlfriends and Peter Kay's jokes?
Peter Kay's jokes are all over 10 years old.
The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "are you taking the piss? We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the fuck is a potato clock?"
And Paddy says, "I don't know, but I start my new job tomorrow, and the wife said 'You'd better get up at Eight O'Clock.
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?
How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?
Tell them asylum seekers kill paedophiles.
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter's girlfriends and Peter Kay's jokes?
Peter Kay's jokes are all over 10 years old.