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An exasperated mother, whose son Johnny was always getting into mischief, finally ask him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
Johnny thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and out and in and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake Johnny, come in or stay out!"
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.
The barber says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
She says, "Yes, I know and I'm gonna get boobs too."
Johnny thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and out and in and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake Johnny, come in or stay out!"
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.
The barber says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
She says, "Yes, I know and I'm gonna get boobs too."