Jokes anyone wanna make?

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anyone have similar jokes like to these lol

1. I was walking to your house, and i saw ur mom kicking the can, i asked what are you doing? she said moving. LOL

2.i was walking to ur house and it started raining , then when i rang the doorbell ur mom said i cant come in, because its laundary day for you

3.then after ur done washing the clothes in the puddle, you said i cant come in because we need to shower.

4.I was in ur house and a garbage truck came in and your mom said, kids grab ur stuff were going shopping.

Anything similar guys?
 
5. your mom is so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.
6. i walked in your house and steped on the cigar your dad was smoking and your mom said who turned off the heater.
7. your mom is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
8. i went to your house opened the freezer and saw cock roaches ice skating.
9. your mom is so fat she jumped up and got stuck.
10. your mom is like an airplane she has a cock pit.
11. your mom is so fat she uses a microwave as a pager.
 
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