JOKES !! Any funny ... goood jokes ... THANXS :)?

A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the S3X is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.

The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."

3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."
 
There are three guys and a cannibal. The cannibal says you have to complete this task or else I will eat you. "Go into the forest and collect 10 of the same fruit and bring them back to me". The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal says "okay, if you can shove all 10 of those apples up your butt without making a sound, I won't eat you." So the guy shoves the first one up but when he gets to the second one he screams and gets eaten.
The second guy comes back with 10 berries. The cannibal tells him to shove all 10 berries up his butt without making a sound. The guy gets to the ninth berry and starts to laugh, so the cannibal eats him.
The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven. The first guy says, "you were so close, why did you laugh?" Then the second guy responds, "I saw the third guy coming with watermelons."
 
i'm not racist.......... why do mexicans eat tamales in chrismas???? beacause they would unraped someting hehehehe
 
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