Jokes about girlfriend/ex-girlfriend?

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Hi,

Imagine this scenario...

Somone's (relative/friend/acquaintance) asks you about a girlfriend who you no longer see (without that 'someones' knowledge), what would be a funny answer that you would give?

For example...

Friend: "Hey how's things with your girl?"
Me: "Oh her visa expired"

Well that's my funny response, what's yours?
 
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