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rant? (Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pi$$is toast. She brings me only one pi$$. I tella her I want two pi$$. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two pi$$ onna my plate. She say you better not not pi$$ on plate you sonna ma bich.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bich. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bich.
So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed.
He say you better not sheit on bed you sonna ma bich. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bich.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Pi$$ unto you too ya, sonna ma bich. I gonna back to Italy''
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pi$$is toast. She brings me only one pi$$. I tella her I want two pi$$. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two pi$$ onna my plate. She say you better not not pi$$ on plate you sonna ma bich.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bich. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bich.
So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed.
He say you better not sheit on bed you sonna ma bich. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bich.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Pi$$ unto you too ya, sonna ma bich. I gonna back to Italy''