BrokenSword
New member
Women’s Grasp of English:
Yes= No
NO= Yes
Maybe=No
I’m sorry= You’ll be sorry.
It’s your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want= You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk= I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead.= I don’t want you to
I’m not up set=Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re…so manly.= You need a shave and new deodorant.
You’re certainly attractive tonight=Is sex all you every think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house
I want new curtains.= And carpeting, and furniture and wallpaper…
I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?=I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?= I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute.= Kick of your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt fat?= Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?=Too late, you’re dead
Was that the baby? Get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
Yes= No
NO= Yes
Maybe=No
I’m sorry= You’ll be sorry.
It’s your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want= You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk= I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead.= I don’t want you to
I’m not up set=Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re…so manly.= You need a shave and new deodorant.
You’re certainly attractive tonight=Is sex all you every think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house
I want new curtains.= And carpeting, and furniture and wallpaper…
I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?=I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?= I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute.= Kick of your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt fat?= Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?=Too late, you’re dead
Was that the baby? Get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep