Over two thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, The Economy, The War, Lost Jobs, Savings, Social Security, Retirement, Funds, etc...
So I called the suicide hotline. Got a call center in Pakistan, I told them that I was suicidal.
They got so excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!!!.
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, The Economy, The War, Lost Jobs, Savings, Social Security, Retirement, Funds, etc...
So I called the suicide hotline. Got a call center in Pakistan, I told them that I was suicidal.
They got so excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!!!.