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Jonathan Harker
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An American dude was eating with his British friends, one day. There were five of them. Four British guys and one American (him).
They were already eating, when all of a sudden, the American--who was a Texan--tossed the chicken in the air and started shooting.
"What in blazes did you do that for?" one of his British friends says.
He replies, "There are a lot of chicken in Texas."
So they resume their meal. But he suddenly takes all of their beer bottles, juggles them, then starts shooting, making sure to break all five.
The Brits were getting pissed.
"You're a bit of a showoff, now, ain't you?" one of his friends says.
"No," he says, "It's just that there are a lot of beers in Texas."
Moments later, when the waitress comes to deliver a few more beers to their table, he shoots her.
"What the frick was that all about?"
"Oh, there are a lot of women in Texas."
Later, he fired at a cactus growing in a pot.
"Now, why would you do that?"
He told them there were a lot of cacti in Texas.
All four of his friends begin drawing their pistols and firing at him.
"Why in God's name are you shooting me?!"
"There are a lot of Texans in Texas."
They were already eating, when all of a sudden, the American--who was a Texan--tossed the chicken in the air and started shooting.
"What in blazes did you do that for?" one of his British friends says.
He replies, "There are a lot of chicken in Texas."
So they resume their meal. But he suddenly takes all of their beer bottles, juggles them, then starts shooting, making sure to break all five.
The Brits were getting pissed.
"You're a bit of a showoff, now, ain't you?" one of his friends says.
"No," he says, "It's just that there are a lot of beers in Texas."
Moments later, when the waitress comes to deliver a few more beers to their table, he shoots her.
"What the frick was that all about?"
"Oh, there are a lot of women in Texas."
Later, he fired at a cactus growing in a pot.
"Now, why would you do that?"
He told them there were a lot of cacti in Texas.
All four of his friends begin drawing their pistols and firing at him.
"Why in God's name are you shooting me?!"
"There are a lot of Texans in Texas."