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freddie
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A 2nd grade teacher told her class that every friday she would ask the class a difficult question and if one person got it right, the whole class would get monday off.
The first time, she asked "How many gallons of water are in the Atlantic ocean?" -- no one knew
the 2nd time she asked "what is the population of Greentown, Ohio?" again no one knew
The year went on and the questions didnt get any better and around May one of them decided to trick the teacher. He brought two painted black marbles to school on friday and when the teacher was about to ask the question he rolled them over to her. Annoyed that she didnt know whose marbles they belonged to she asked "o.k. who is the comedian with the two black balls?"
The kid yelled, "DAVE CHAPPELLE BIIIIIIIIITCH, SEE YA TUESDAY"
The first time, she asked "How many gallons of water are in the Atlantic ocean?" -- no one knew
the 2nd time she asked "what is the population of Greentown, Ohio?" again no one knew
The year went on and the questions didnt get any better and around May one of them decided to trick the teacher. He brought two painted black marbles to school on friday and when the teacher was about to ask the question he rolled them over to her. Annoyed that she didnt know whose marbles they belonged to she asked "o.k. who is the comedian with the two black balls?"
The kid yelled, "DAVE CHAPPELLE BIIIIIIIIITCH, SEE YA TUESDAY"