cookaburra
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A nervous guy went to have sex with a prostitute for the first time in his life.
The old prostitute seeing his nervousness told him they will start with a 69 position.
The guy was new and he did not know anything about 69. But as guided he started licking the p***y of the old woman. She let out a fart in the meantime. The guy said "phew" and backed off. After a while he thought it is quite natural to fart once and continued with licking the oldies' C**T. She let out a second fart.
The guy said "phew" and started to wear his trousers to go back home.
The oldie asked him "what is the matter. Where are you going"
The first timer replied " I cannot withstand 67 more"
The old prostitute seeing his nervousness told him they will start with a 69 position.
The guy was new and he did not know anything about 69. But as guided he started licking the p***y of the old woman. She let out a fart in the meantime. The guy said "phew" and backed off. After a while he thought it is quite natural to fart once and continued with licking the oldies' C**T. She let out a second fart.
The guy said "phew" and started to wear his trousers to go back home.
The oldie asked him "what is the matter. Where are you going"
The first timer replied " I cannot withstand 67 more"