JOKE: little johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

I'm starring this sh*t!!! LMAO!!!


incest much? LOL

Uncle Harry is blowing up mom's balloons. Oh God! I'm cumming!!

WOOOOOOO!!!
 
Johnny comes home from school and tells his dad he needs to know the difference between theoretically and realistically for school the next day.

Johnny's dad tells him to go ask his mother is she'd have sex with another man for a million dollars. A minute later Johnny comes back and says she would.

Johnny's dad tells him to go ask his sister the same question. A couple minutes later Johnny comes back, and says she also would.

"You see," Johnny's dad said, "Theoretically we're sitting on a couple of million dollars, but realistically, we just live with a couple of whores."
 
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