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You may have heard this before but i laugh when i see it...
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up
> to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
> why
> she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the
> heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with
> her.
> She said, 'I have some really great news!' I
> said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
> She
> stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant. I knew
> she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
> 'That's great I couldn't be happier for
> you!'
> Then she said, 'There's more' I asked,
> 'What do you mean there's more?'
> She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We
> are going to have TWINS!'
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
> pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She
> said....(You're
> going to love this!):
> 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's
> Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a
> TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up
> to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
> why
> she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the
> heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with
> her.
> She said, 'I have some really great news!' I
> said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
> She
> stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant. I knew
> she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
> 'That's great I couldn't be happier for
> you!'
> Then she said, 'There's more' I asked,
> 'What do you mean there's more?'
> She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We
> are going to have TWINS!'
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
> pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She
> said....(You're
> going to love this!):
> 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's
> Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a
> TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'