During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was that defined whether or not a patient should be admitted
"Well," said the director. "We fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near a window"?
Ha Ha
LOL... Don't lie either how many of you chose one of the 3 above??