Joke Going Away Present for a guy?

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ive got a guy friend who is leaving town and going away to a bigger city. hes a bit of a player and such but we still love him.
Anyways as a joke i wanted to get him a bit of a going away present.
Since he always jokes about the place he's going as being sl*t heaven i wanted to try and incorporate that into the present.
I thought maybe a can of bug spray with a label on it- sl*t deterrant or sl*t killer (i need a good name for this one), can of lynx with sl*t attractant or something like that... some wet wipes- sl*t wipes, and condoms and such...
i know its rude and dont take offence or anything its just a joke and i know he will find it funny!!
so dont go bagging me out and such!!
ok so ur telling me not to do it, to make it funnier... so tell me how then!!
 
Sounds dumb as sh it are you a damn adult cause you're immature and should have your ovaries taken away so you can not pro create. Grow up and dont be a c un t
 
Sounds dumb as sh it are you a damn adult cause you're immature and should have your ovaries taken away so you can not pro create. Grow up and dont be a c un t
 
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