JOKE - funny or not?

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A couple are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning...
by a loud banging on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger is standing
in the pouring rain. "Any chance of a push?", he asks.
"No way," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two
guys helped us with a push? You should be ashamed of yourself, now go out
and help him"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pourding
rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Ok, where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
 
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