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There were 4 tourist who went to the remote island somewhere in the Philippines. While they're on their way to the village, a group of tribes men captured them and brought them to their leader.
The leader give them a chance to live if the tourist will not laugh nor cry or else they will die.
So the leader and the tourist agreed. The leader told the 4 tourist to pick a fruit that they like inside the guarded cave.
The first one arrived holding a watermelon. The Leader told his men suck the fruit in his ass! The first one cried and he was killed.
The second one arrived holding an apple. The Leader told his men suck the fruit in his ass. Although apple is smaller than watermelon it is still big for his ass. Again the second one cried and he was killed.
The third one arrived with a bunch of grapes. The leader said, suck the fruit in his ass! Because the grapes were smaller the job was very easy for the third man he never cry nor laugh until there was a single grape left suddenly the third tourist laugh so hard and he was killed.
So he went to heaven. In his arrival he met the tourist with a confusion in their face.
The two tourist asked the third tourist " You should be alive and tell our family what happened to us. That was the last grape! Why the hell did you laugh? "
The third tourist answered and still giggling " Oh because I saw our friend(the fourth tourist) before I leave the fruit cave, He was carrying a jackfruit! "
Nyahahaha!
The leader give them a chance to live if the tourist will not laugh nor cry or else they will die.
So the leader and the tourist agreed. The leader told the 4 tourist to pick a fruit that they like inside the guarded cave.
The first one arrived holding a watermelon. The Leader told his men suck the fruit in his ass! The first one cried and he was killed.
The second one arrived holding an apple. The Leader told his men suck the fruit in his ass. Although apple is smaller than watermelon it is still big for his ass. Again the second one cried and he was killed.
The third one arrived with a bunch of grapes. The leader said, suck the fruit in his ass! Because the grapes were smaller the job was very easy for the third man he never cry nor laugh until there was a single grape left suddenly the third tourist laugh so hard and he was killed.
So he went to heaven. In his arrival he met the tourist with a confusion in their face.
The two tourist asked the third tourist " You should be alive and tell our family what happened to us. That was the last grape! Why the hell did you laugh? "
The third tourist answered and still giggling " Oh because I saw our friend(the fourth tourist) before I leave the fruit cave, He was carrying a jackfruit! "
Nyahahaha!