Joke : Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers...Is this worth a star ? ?

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WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY.
WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND.

# GET RID OF AUNTS. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS.

# STOCK UP AND SAVE. LIMIT: ONE.

# ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP.

# MAN, HONEST. WILL TAKE ANYTHING.

# WANTED. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK.

# AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY.
TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN.

# DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN.

# MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING.

# AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

# OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD.
FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED.

# NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED
AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO.

# MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY.
MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL.

# TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF. LET ME DO IT.

# SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE.

# 3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.

# VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED.

# GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION.
BLUE CROSS AND SALARY.
 
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