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Welcome to the Mental Health Hot Line
If you are a obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 123456.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and you want, stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press no-one will answer you.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have a short term memory, please call back later.
And if you have low self-esteem, hang up, as all our operators are to busy to talk to you.
If you are a obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 123456.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and you want, stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press no-one will answer you.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have a short term memory, please call back later.
And if you have low self-esteem, hang up, as all our operators are to busy to talk to you.