'Joke'......Do you come here often?

Tango

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Robbie is a hard worker and he spends most of his nights either bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports so she decides to do something different for a change and takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them and says, "Hey Robbie! How are you tonight?"
His wife asks "Have you been here before?"
"No, no, he's just one of the guys I bowl with" Robbie replied.
They are both seated and the waitress approaches, sees Robbie and says "Nice to see you again Robbie, A Gin and Tonic as usual?"
His wife's eyes widen. "Sounds like you come here a lot!"
"No, no," says Robbie, "I just know her from volleyball."
Suddenly a stripper walks up to the table and throws her arms around Robbie saying, "Robbie! ...A table dance as usual?"
His wife, then fuming decides to collects her things and storms out of the bar.
Robbie follows her out and sees her getting into the back of a cab so he jumps as well after her. His wife staring in anger and seething with fury gives Robbie a right telling off. At this, the cabby leans over and says, "Sure looks like you picked up a right miserable bit*h tonight, Robbie!"
 
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