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Jasdeep G
Guest
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?”
The big guy nods slowly. He’s obviously fielded this question many times.
“One day,” he begins, “I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream.”
So I picked up the frog and it said, “Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.”
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, “You now have 3 wishes.”
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, “I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.”
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, “What will be your second wish?”
"I wish I was filthy rich!" the man yelled in glee.
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! The man's wallet exploded with 100$bills coming out. He rolled around the money with a big smile on his face
“You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?”
I looked at her and replied,
“How about a little head?”
The big guy nods slowly. He’s obviously fielded this question many times.
“One day,” he begins, “I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream.”
So I picked up the frog and it said, “Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.”
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, “You now have 3 wishes.”
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, “I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.”
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, “What will be your second wish?”
"I wish I was filthy rich!" the man yelled in glee.
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! The man's wallet exploded with 100$bills coming out. He rolled around the money with a big smile on his face
“You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?”
I looked at her and replied,
“How about a little head?”
