There's two sausages in a frying pan, one says to the other Damn it so hot in here, the other says Oh my god a talking sausage !!!
There's two slices of bread on a plate, what did one say to the other?
>> Nothing !! it's bread !!!
Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
Coz it was dead
Why did the 2nd monkey fall off the tree?
Coz it was holding the dead monkey's hand.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall off the tree?
He thought it was a game!!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs
Whats black and white black and white black and white
A penguin rolling down the hill.
What's brown and sticky?
A Stick
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
What's brown, 5ft and peeps through your window?
A nosey Shite !!