I've concluded that Lois Lane is a big time slut and representantive of evil women

[Sylth]

everywhere. Notice I didn't say all women

So let's see. Sometime between Superman 3 and the rest, Supes got to bag Lane. I suppose either his Krypto Kondom failed or his weiner just went flaccid before he nutted, thus not killing Lane.

Like most typical deadbeat (to be) dads, Supes skips town on some bs excuse after Lois surprises him that he's preggos. That or she started acting real weird.

Then pussyass Cyclops (that dude is going to be pigeonholed into those type of roles by the way, Cyclops/Long/Richard), gets sex0red by Lane and well what do you have here,

IT'S YOUR KID NOW SUCKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[anaesthesiologist]

She was a total bitch--got fucked by Superman, had some other guy raise the kid, and treated Clark Kent like shit.

 

[Lightfall]

but damn good luck from Cyclops thinking he has that kick ass kid
superman's child would own Cyclops child in a battle, because cyclops' main power is just one of superman's casual side powers

 

[S0ftBallL CiiCk x3]

She did kinda go intro "psycho ex-gf" mode when she was talking to Clark outside of the Daily Planet building.

 

[Reaaaaa :] <3]

They slept together in the Fortress of Solitude in Superman II. I think he was human at the time. I haven't seen it in years.

 

[KimmyinTX]

correct

 

[lostandlonely]

still a slut