Its my 20th birthday & I have no friends, no girlfriend, no education, & no job...?

[Hammer Brother]

Nope. See how long you can live without giving up.

 

[Canban51]

....Should I celebrate by killing myself?

 

[Hannah]

I'm 20 years old with an ultra controlling husband who won't let me see the few friends I do have, three kids, no money, no education, no job, and no driver's license...

If I haven't killed myself yet, there's no reason why you should.

 

[Colonel Canine]

have you tried masturbating?

 

[Michael]

You should celebrate by getting out into the world and try to meet new people. Happy Birthday.

 

[r_u_really_that_scared]

the best way to have a friend is to BE one... best way to have a girlfriend is to be more interested in someone else more than YOURSELF... best way to get an education is to GET one... best way to get a job? do we have to explain everything???