It's Monday: In which stately room will Prince Philip be charming us tonight?

J. McFadyen

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Though rumours swirl about him like "skirts on a schoolgirl," he manages to look as regal as ever. I can hear him now, "Not one word of it is true, I tell you!" as he makes his hasty retreat to the gun room to avoid the press. Though the newspaper clippings on his credenza would tell us otherwise, we are sure enough, at least for the sake of England, that no amount of inpropriety shall ever really touch him. Not really.
 
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