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Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
 
Very bloody good. I'm liking this one. Reminds me of Family Guy when they go to China and Peter goes up to every Chinese person he sees and says, "Oh my God! It's Jackie Chan!" Then one Chinese fellow goes up to the whole family one by one saying, "Oh my God! It's Ethan Hawk!"

No doubt some idiot will claim this to be racist
 
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