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Ronnie™ ®

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him? Ideas/ comment? Here is a list of things I Hate! (in no real order)

People Who say "life begins at 40".
People who think bourbon is not a whiskey.
When men with clear signs of Male Pattern Baldness who say "I should cut my hair".
Sea Monsters.
That people like Paris Hilton and Andrew Lloyd Webber will always have more money than me. ALWAYS.
People at work who, for some reason after spilling a drink, feel I'm under some sort of legal obligation to get them another one, free of charge.
People who think bands like Nickelback and Kings of Leon are "like, feckin, the best band ever".
Child porn.
When fat girls walk onto a dancefloor clapping over their heads.
When people tell me not to bite my nails. (Maybe if I was biting YOUR nails, you'd have a say in it.)
People who think being a dlck to the guy making burgers is "Sooooo funny" (I've never been on either side of that fence but it's a slippery one).
People who think that the "rat tail" hairstyle is still acceptable. Cool even.
Little kids who, when in large groups, reckon "They could fecking take you, mate".
Bryan Adams.
The Summer of 69.
People who still sing along to songs like "Paradise City" and "Summer of 69" when they come on.
When DJ's think they're DJ's because they have a "pretty sweet mix CD" They made off the radio one time in 1994.
Being eaten alive by turtles.
People who say and truly believe they are awesome at street fighter when all they can do is sho-ryuken and haugh-yuken. (The phonetics will only make sense if you know exactly what I'm talking about)
People who think Anime is "Kiddy cartoons".
Blatant, hateful racism.
When all people do is go on Facebook and perv at people they're scared to talk to.
When people say they're part so-and-so, and half so-and-so because one of they're grandparents' brothers was from so-and-so.
Whoever invents all that shit to enhance "sexual pleasure" for farm/household animals.
The fact that football players get paid absurd amounts of money to do feck all, when there's so much crazy poverty on Earth. And it is crazy! It's fucking crazy.
Running out of ideas long before you wish to finish writing.
When young punks (Not the music movement, just lil' shits) gang up on like, Old ladies and little kids. What's the matter with you?
 
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